file 01short-form / retail
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Project_01
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Beunique.
come closer
01 — who
Joseph The Great
19, marketing & social media.
02 — record
YouTube and Instagram projects since 11. Seven years of making content. In Canada on my own since 16. The last three years, marketing only.
Not a pitch — a record. Ask me to prove any line of it.
03 — the part nobody says
Agencies here bill $3,000+ for template video that doesn't work.
It's not the edit. They never learned what marketing is. Surreal is the only thing left that stops a thumb — so that's what I make.
distance 42.0 mmaple grove no. 01
be uniquesurreal sellstoronto, on$1,000 ceilingno retainersno book-a-call
be uniquesurreal sellstoronto, on$1,000 ceilingno retainersno book-a-call
you are inside the jar
Work
five folders. placeholders until the real cuts drop in — the frames, the type and the wiring are final.
slot open
file 02brand film
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Project_02
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file 03surreal spot
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Project_03
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file 04ig launch
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file 05product
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Project_05
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ceiling — $1,000 cadnothing is priced above this line
$700to$1,000
Even if your project is complicated — $1,000 max.
Not a starting price. Not a tier you get upsold out of. The number doesn't move because the brief got harder.
- 01I'm 19. I'd rather you come back twice than pay agency rates once.
- 02No retainers, no packages, no discovery-call funnel.
- 03Scope gets agreed after we talk, and the price still can't pass $1,000.
two ways in — that's all there is